DA's BirthdayFor deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a filthy, elegant surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Liger, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "Holy Garfunkle Butts!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly swooned. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 glorious rolls of duct tape. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.
Jacob's DreamOnce upon a time, there was a young boy named Jacob who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Sewage Cleaner. He trained every day for 5 hours in order to beat his rival, The Grotesque Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Jacob came armed with a Banana and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Jacob emerged as the magnificent victor! His achievement is celebrated every Arbor Day.
Banana GodsA young woman named Amy loved making art, and practiced Abstracting all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical Dentures, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Dallas, and a portrait of Tom Hanks that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby banana for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in Abstracting to create the most beautiful deviation depicting Oranges Gargling anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, banana!"